Please tell me some of you have heard the story about green m&ms. Because no one in my circle, besides my mother, knows about them.
Green m&ms make you…well. They are an aphrodesiac, or so the story goes.
We were talking about it at church yesterday (yes, people talk about sex at church!) and people were looking at me like I had 3 heads when I told them about green m&ms.
But now, I have proof:

SEE?!?!?!!? SEE SEE SEE?
Told ya.
P.S. these are available at the 7-11 on Recker Hwy and Spirit Lake Rd. if you need to buy a bag for your significant other.
P.P.S. you’re welcome.
Look who’s talking now…