Here’s Mike, giving the world the finger.

Actually he gave them the SuFi (Super Finger for those of you who aren’t Dane Cook fans).

After 5 hours in the ER, he is not bleeding anymore and he’s stitched up.

Check out his site for the full story.

He looks so happy.

i gave it the finger

so this one time i went to straighten my bangs and accidentally straightened my finger instead.

Ouch.

If my finger looks fat it’s because the camera adds 10 pounds.