I saw this gender analyzer site, and started running my blog and all of my friends blogs through it, knowing statistically at some point it would give me the opportunity to make fun of someone.
Unfortunately for you, you’re it.

You’d think with all the bacon salt, toilet seat up vs. down, and leadership stuff, it would’ve been more obvious that you are, in fact, a man.
Anyway.
Go visit Michael’s blog and let him know that you are not confused about his gender.
Love ya, bro.
Wow.
I actually have papers proving I am a man.
Come to think about it we might have missed all the signs. Cheerleading shorts was an obvious one.
Apparently you didn’t try our friend J-Dub’s website.
They’re 100% sure about him being a girl.