when nothing in your closet fits.

you know it’s time to cut back onĀ some things.

If you don’t wear a bra you might want to go ahead and stop here.

I hate mornings where you wake up and have to try on 50 outfits because all your good jeans are dirty and all your “wow! this makes me look awesome!” shirts that fit have disappeared. You consider khakis, but do you feel like ironing? No. You feel like a fatty fat fat fat. You consider a skirt, but did you shave your legs? No, you are married and that is not necessary anymore. You look through that pile of jeans one more time and you realize you’ve had them for over a year and you are not going to fit in them ever again. You think of the hundreds (probably more like thousands) of dollars of clothes this closet holds…now worthless.

You end up wearing this:

Way to be professional. I found it in the backseat of my car. It’s covering up my baggy t-shirt.

There is hope though. We just got a bowflex. The sun comes up early enough that I can go do some cardio in the ghetto my neighborhood. I have motivation: swimsuit season is not far off. Wish me luck.

P.S.– I’ve been thinking about posting a video blog. If you haven’t seen those, it would be more like me talking to you on camera rather than writing. Any thoughts?

2 Responses to “when nothing in your closet fits.”


  1. 1 Emma November 7, 2007 at 1:11 am

    You’re blogtastic this week. I had to read 3 blogs to catch up.

    Video Blogs: Love it. Watching them might make me feel stalkeresque, but that has never stopped me before.

  2. 2 Em November 7, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    When nothing I have fits, I go to Steve and Barry and let Sarah Jessica Parker help. Two pairs of pants and three shirts for $50. Awesome. Also, I am pretty interested in your video blog. Fantastic idea.


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